Lois Griffin
Stewie Griffin
Lauren Conrad
Meg Griffin
Glenn Quagmire
Brian Griffin
"Well if you're not Jesus Christ then you won't mind if I pee on these Amy Grant CDs"
Diane Simmons
"Nope, sorry. Kevin Bacon wasn't in Footlose"
Olivia Fuller
"Whoa, I gotta be Henry the VIII in 20 minutes. Hello, Hello, Ello! Got it."
Herbert
"Yay! Cheese, cheese, cheese! Yay!"
Joe Swanson
"Oh the gift basket was not worth the trip. Not by a long shot!"