Introduce yourselves.
+7 Meg Griffin
Ernie the Giant Chicken
Glenn Quagmire
Bonnie Swanson
Tom Tucker
Connie D'Amico
Brian Griffin
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Author Message Stewie Griffin
Posts : Join date : My name is Stewie, I love arts and crafts, playing with my best friend Rupert, and creating weapons to help me take over the world one day.
Bonnie Swanson
Posts : Join date : Hey honey. I am glad you were ok, but you should call mommy first so I know you are fine, ok?
Stewie Griffin
Posts : Join date : To hell with Kevin, where is Susie?
Bonnie Swanson
Posts : Join date : Hey Stewie. I don't think she will be joining us.
Meg Griffin
Posts : Join date : Stewie what are you doing with that Knife?
Stewie Griffin
Posts : Join date : I'm going to kill you with it.
Meg Griffin
Posts : Join date : Mom! Stewie is threatening me again! *Nobody comes to her aid* Mom? Mommy?
Bonnie Swanson
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Meg Griffin
Posts : Join date : I have no clue? she may be in New York having coffee with The Nanny. VIDEO
Glenn Quagmire
Posts : Join date : Age : *Bashes Ernie's head into the pavement until his eyes have popped out of his head*
Ernie the Giant Chicken
Posts : Join date : *Ernie puts his eyes back in his head, grabs Glenn by the neck, slams him onto the pavement multiple times until he is unconscious, and then throws him in the sewer.*
The Nanny. I remember Peter and I appeared in that show. We beat each other's brains out.
Glenn Quagmire
Posts : Join date : Age : *Wakes up, turns on Fryer, throws Ernie on and cooks him*
Bonnie Swanson
Posts : Join date : Are you maing Roast chicken for dinner Glenn?
Mayor West
Posts : Join date : There is a lot of violence on this thread. If anyone would like to file a grievance with the Mayor's Office, please do so via PM.
Connie D'Amico
Posts : Join date : Location : I know, I am the best looking person here. Been that way since birth.
Tom Tucker
Posts : Join date : Location : This just in! important news bulletin..
Connie D'Amico
Posts : Join date : Location : Tom, are you just upset because my hair is real and the same can't be said about your nasty 70s porn mustache?
Ernie the Giant Chicken
Posts : Join date : *gets out of fryer, bear hugs Glenn, which, in effect, burns him, and breaks his bones. Ernie then throws Glenn into the oven after putting parsley on him, locks the oven, and sets it to broil.*
Ernie the Giant Chicken
Posts : Join date : Oh, I didn't see you there, Mayor! Did you ever see me fight with Peter all those times? I'm not a nice bird, let me tell you.
Ernie the Giant Chicken
Posts : Join date : Glenn Quagmire wrote: he he...uhh hey Meg. Since you're 18......I have a 47 year old penis who would like to meet you. OH! Actually, if your age says 45 on your profile, wouldn't that make it a 45-year-old penis or are you lying about your age again?
Meg Griffin
Posts : Join date : I feel so Violated!
Connie D'Amico
Posts : Join date : Location : My eyes feel violated from having to look at your ugliness.
Ernie the Giant Chicken
Posts : Join date : *Ding! The Glenn is done. Ernie takes him out of the oven, serves him on a plate, and devours him. Once digested, Ernie shits Glenn out while reading a newspaper and flushes him down the toilet.*
Glenn Quagmire
Posts : Join date : Age : Good Fight Ernie
anyway I made a mistake. I was looking at my Tumblr profile
Meg Griffin
Posts : Join date : Yeah Well, Well, you're to blonde Connie ha There! Burn I got you!
Stewie Griffin
Posts : Join date : I haven't been this annoyed this that time I went to that Star Trek convention. *cuts to cutaway*
Brian Griffin Admin
Posts : Join date : Connie D'Amico
Posts : Join date : Location : Yeah, great come back Meg. Who gave you that one? Brian after you tried raping him again? Or Mayor West after you got done riding his 80year old sausage?
Stewie Griffin
Posts : Join date : Hmm yes, because Connie is the neighborhood saint.
Meg Griffin
Posts : Join date : Now I'm even more embarrassed my little brother has to fight my battles. Connie eat me!
Connie D'Amico
Posts : Join date : Location : I didn't see you complaining about our kiss, Stewie. You're hardly one to talk about saints. I never killed anybody, unlike you.
Ernie the Giant Chicken
Posts : Join date : Stewie Griffin
Posts : Join date : Connie D'Amico wrote: I didn't see you complaining about our kiss, Stewie. You're hardly one to talk about saints. I never killed anybody, unlike you. Never said I wasn't bitch.
BTW What a disgusting pedophile you are. Kissing a baby, you sick cow. I should report you to the authorities but I won't because you'll wind up being prison meat for all the lesbians to eat.
Glenn Quagmire
Posts : Join date : Age : I havent been this confused since I saw Rosie O Donnell naked
Meg Griffin
Posts : Join date : You tell that Blonde Hussy, Stewie!
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Introduce yourselves.
Subject: Re: Introduce yourselves. 
Sun 22 Apr - 22:47:21
The Nanny. I remember Peter and I appeared in that show. We beat each other's brains out.
anyway I made a mistake. I was looking at my Tumblr profile
