Neil vs. Kevin

Good luck.

Wasn't the picture of Kevin his original avatar?

Yes it was Ernie. There's like two pictures of Kevin on the whole internet.

Do what you have to do guys, evict me or don't. Just remember I have a knack for coming back from the dead.

Look out everyone! It's the Zombie Apocalypse!

Waiting on 2 votes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3yPG7ZCItE4

Just a reminder that when I reveal the vote, the evicted houseguest will have a few moments to say goodbye, gather his belongings, and walk out the front door









By a vote of 4-3









































Kevin,









You are safe.















Which means Neil Goldman, you have been evicted from the Big Brother house.

Later guys. Guess I was too much of a threat. That, or I was inactive. Obviously one of those are why I left.

Also, Tom, fuck you for being so fucking robotic and a lame wad. The faster people catch on to the game you are playing, the faster they can get your ass out. Good news for you, though, is that you can be a juror unlike me, but it's whatever.

To the rest of the cast, it was nice playing with you all. A few of you moreso than others, but I have nothing against the people who voted me out. I didn't reach out to you so I have no one else to blame. Except Tom, but that is because he is some castrated little bitch who seriously cannot do a challenge on his own (mmmhmm you know EXACTLY what I am referring to... yes, I know it, BITCH).

I will leave now before I am banned HAHAHAHAHA. I know I look like a bitter evictee, but I'm warning some of you now. I am glad to have provided some pre-jury drama because everyone knows not shit happens then and it's just a bunch of boring formalities of fucking KUMBAYAH followed by cutthroat scheming when people realize there's a game a-muthafucking-foot. Deuces, bitches. I keep my shit classy and wipe my big fat NEIL ass all over your antics.

Oh, my. Bye Neil. GJ on staying Kevin.

If anyone has any idea what he is rambling about please let me know, because I certainly don't.

In case you didn't notice I could not vote, and I even put you up against an inactive player. I am not the reason why you went home, the 4 people who voted for you did.

Someone else suggested your name when I asked for advice on who to nominate, so it was not even my choice really. I went with what they said because I did not know who to choose.

It's a good thing someone as vindictive as you is not on the jury looks like you like to hold grudges.

I want your mustache to brush against my lips.

Bye Neil. Good job on staying, Kevin.

Oh my.

Congrats on staying Kevin. That was super close.

Bye Neil, and congrats Kevin.

Yes congrats to Kevin is in order!

Dafuq? I was totally ready to go, I thought it would have been a unanimous vote to evict me. I clearly have absolutely no idea what is going on

Bye Neil. Congrats on staying Kevin.

Bye Neil.