Private Room

For Connie and Neil

My first (and probably only) Private Room. Fun.

Hey Neil! PMs can kinda be a big, fat ugly - most likely Korean - bitch, so I figured a room would be best. It's nice, no? Look at the stores, and you can forget your inhaler - pure oxygen pumped ever so smoothly by...whatever that machine thing is called.

Now, obviously I can't go for HoH becauses I just got done with another week of hot blonde ruling girl-ness, so let's try to win this one, 'k? I'll show up anyways and post whatever I can for it in here.

Have you talked to anyone yet?

What if the oxygen tank explodes? Then where does that leave us? Did you think about that, did you? *stares at Connie like a squirrel stares at a car*

It'll be awesome if I can win the HoH challenge. I think I'm immune to being put up but I could be wrong? The post was tl;dr so I just looked for the part where it said my name.

I'm gonna love when everyone sees this thread when it's opened up because it's such an odd pairing. Connie the popular bitch and Neil the pimples the size of Jupiter (just like every Neil that I know). I should have been named Lien, but I'd have to be Asian. Anyway I've spoken to Meg and Hartman since they actually private messaged me (the only ones to do so). For that, they shall be spared. On the other hand, I want to eat a mayor and chicken soup. Sounds delicious AND nutritious, doesn't it?

Yes, you're immune no matter what.

That it does. Chicken was Tom's number one and now him and Mayor have become butt buddies. From what I have been told, Mayor sent a nasty message yelling at Meg for voting off Tom. Do they not realize he would have left either way based off my HoH vote? Geez, I see SOME people skipped math class. Not me, I showed up...but cheated, probably off you.

Mayor has been trying to align with everyone and has been going on a mini power trip because he won 1 competition.

Yes, personally those would have been my choices as well, and there's always options in the chance one of them gets off the block.

This room is so hawt.

The Mayor has got to go. I hope no one buys into his lies. Good for Meg for seeing what a scumbag he is. If we can get the whole house against him, that would be just lovely. He doesn't scare me, not at all.

All he has is the chicken. He tried to make some 3way with me and Bonnie and I was like, "Oh, how nice of you." and all I thought was, "What a desperate Debbie."

I hate desperate hos and he is begging on bended knee and I ain't looking for him to clean this golden snatch, and can't wait to watch him be "impeached" from the house.

Brian - It's the hawtest of the hawtest. The 3 of us<333

I want to bite the chicken's head off. So annoying. I want to spit it out at Mayor's dull face.

Oh yeah Binnie sent me a message basically wanting to get into my pants. Do I let her, and if I do, do I tell her I have a rash?

lol. Well Bonnie, Hartman and Meg all want to work with you and I like them, they're good at obeying, so why not?

I wouldn't mention the rash though.

Peter also messaged me too.

Should I mention the lesions?

Huh? Peter isn't a real player.

Maybe I messaged him? This acne ointment has been doing weird things to me since I've started sniffing it.

Uh huh....weirdo lmao.

Side note, I'm listening to the song 1985 by Bowling Soup. What a badass song.

<.< >.> <.< >.>

That's downright fascinating and all, but stars like me *primps hair* don't listen to angsty 30-somethings who sing(poorly) about things that take place in teenagers' lives.

I think Connie is a goddess

I like how you think, Brian.

I like how your foot resembles your vagina.

I like how you hair resembles my bush

I see what you did there.

I like what you there last night, too.

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BUSH!?! Oh, nevermind!

*shoves tampon up bush and storms off*

Lick my teeth.

Fetch me a drink

Of spit.

Ew. You're nasty, bitch.

And you're not?

I'm fabulous and hot. You kissed Meg, ew.

Btw, I won the Diamond Power Of Veto, no surprise there.

Good job.

And you kissed Meg too so shut up.

I was tongue raped!

As for the reward, I know. *poses for paparazzi photos*

I hope the camera exposes your apewoman bewbs.

Shush, I am flawless!

You're as flawless as my pimply ass.